Quotes by : James Finn Garner

The emperor is naked!"The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking....

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."....

While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this....

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.....