Quotes by : James Finn Garner

While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this....

The emperor is naked!"The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking....

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.....

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."....