Quotes by : Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Did I tell you what happened at the play? We were at the back of the theatre, standing there in the dark,....

A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my....

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley....