Quotes by : Janeane Garofalo

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken....

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.