Quotes by : Jason Jack Miller

You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.

May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be....

Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through.....

The green of these mountains in my lungs smelled like an old friend, one who wouldn't tell lies to you.....

Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.

I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play....

Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And....