Quotes by : Jenny Lawson

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you....

No," I replied testily. "I'm pretty sure 'digital' is Latin for 'fingeral,' so finger cancer equals digital....

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.

Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn'tactually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only....

I sometimes get hassled for using the term "fat" but I also use the term "crazy" to describe myself and....

[I have] occasional depersonalization disorder, (which makes me feel utterly detached from reality, but....

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense....

When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed....

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.'....

strangers seem uncomfortable when you question them about their childhood. But really, what else are....