Quotes by : Jenny Lawson

It's like I have a sensor in my head, but she works on a seven-second delay... well-meaning, but perpetually....

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.

It was nice to call my parents and proudly tell them, "My lady garden is going viral." In hindsight,....

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes....

Brains are like toddlers. They are wonderful and should be treasured, but that doesn't mean you should....

When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed....

When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel allowed....

Even when everything's going your way you can still be sad. Or anxious. Or uncomfortably numb. Because....

I am furiously happy. It's not a cure for mental illness...it's a weapon, designed to counter it. It's....

We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.