Quotes by : Jeremy Clarkson

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read....

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had....

No really. If you only have seven years left, that means the Reaper will be dropping round for tea and....

Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation....

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the 'Guardian' hating me. I like it when I read they....

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've....

These people go on to tell us that mobile phones will cook our children’s ears, that long-haul flights....