Quotes by : Jesse Ventura

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle....

Let me say this: I'm paranoid of the government. They've lost my trust. They've lied to me so many times....

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of....

Remember something, if you will, about voting: Voting is not a horse race, you're not going there thinking....

It's convenient how everyone who supports waterboarding and torture, or "enhanced interrogation techniques"....

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going....

Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive....