Quotes by : Jimmy Breslin

I'm on my high school football team and MUST show how much I know.

When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.

Life never was long enough to provide time for enemies. Nor is it long enough for people who bore me,....

The office of the president is such a bastardized thing half royalty and half democracy that nobody....

True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is....

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in....

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how....