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Author - Jimmy Fallon
Quotes by : Jimmy Fallon
Better
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
Thank You
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
You
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
Family
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's....
Comeback
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
Cake
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and....
Dating
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have....
Time
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the....
Fall
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something....
humor
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no....
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