Quotes by : Jimmy Fallon

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm....

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired....

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.....

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader....

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets.......

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and....

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have....

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something....