Quotes by : Jimmy Fallon

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm....

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired....

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.....

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting....

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader....

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's....

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the....

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no....