Quotes by : Joan Bauer

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

How are things with you, sir?""Fine." He says it flat."Coffee black. BLT."Now my heart tells me this....

When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.

What kind of kids live in Mulhoney, Wisconsin? Would they like me? Would I like them? Have they ever....

It's like getting an extraordinary meal after you've been eating junk food for a long time. The taste....

People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream--....

There they were, the movers and shakers of Benjamin Franklin Hight - the sports stars, the cheerleaders,....

Guys don't understand great art. They don't care that sometimes the camera has power beyond the photographer....

You don't mince words.""Just garlic.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.