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Author - Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't makeit through one door, I'll go through another....
comedy
Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade....
humour
The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a button,....
insults
I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.
Bend
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I have never learned how to tell somebody something good about myself that should be a secret they must....
bdsm
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
You
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
writing
I am driven. Being driven is my energy source. It is my fun.…I believe that where there is action,....
Today
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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