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Author - Joan Rivers
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family
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over....
comedy
Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade....
nyc
The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a button,....
Little Things
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing.....
Life Is Hard
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other....
Control
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
insults
He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.
Night
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out....
Looking
With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is....
confidence
We Can't Afford to Doubt Ourselves I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through....
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