Quotes by : Joan Rivers

My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover,....

I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't makeit through one door, I'll go through another....

Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like....

I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over....

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in....

Never floss with a stranger.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face....

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a....

He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

We Can't Afford to Doubt Ourselves I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through....