Quotes by : Joe Dunthorne

I am drawn to the ocean I find solace in its mystery.

The ocean is six miles deep.

Problems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better:....

Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as....

Jordana is in the umpire's highchair.I walk under the rugby posts and on to the tennis courts, stopping....

He had a bad feeling that there was literally no one he could think of who wasn't in some very significant....

After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She....

Thursday morning. I usually let my Mum wake me up but today I have set my alarm for seven. Even from....

I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist....

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell....