Quotes by : Joe Dunthorne

We asked our Welsh teacher, Mr Llewellyn – who is young, to tell us the Welsh sex words. The Welsh....

I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as....

Jordana is in the umpire's highchair.I walk under the rugby posts and on to the tennis courts, stopping....

He had a bad feeling that there was literally no one he could think of who wasn't in some very significant....

I was camped at the same site as her: Broughton Farm. She came over to my tent and showed me her blisters.....

Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever....

The next thing Jordana says makes me realize that it's too late to save her. "I've noticed that when....

After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She....

Seducing Jordana was solid – she's got such high standards – but when I finally got the snogs in....