Quotes by : Joe Dunthorne

We asked our Welsh teacher, Mr Llewellyn – who is young, to tell us the Welsh sex words. The Welsh....

Problems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better:....

I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as....

Jordana is in the umpire's highchair.I walk under the rugby posts and on to the tennis courts, stopping....

I was camped at the same site as her: Broughton Farm. She came over to my tent and showed me her blisters.....

The next thing Jordana says makes me realize that it's too late to save her. "I've noticed that when....

After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She....

My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to get the....