Quotes by : Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid....

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey....

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about....

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe,....

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works....

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic....

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life,....