Quotes by : Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could....

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid....

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think....

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.....

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works....

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic....

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never....