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Fact
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't....
Oil
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
You
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Questions
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
life
I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people....
money
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat....
give
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Fool
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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