Quotes by : John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.....

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.....

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.....

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded....