Quotes by : John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the....

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.....

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.....

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.....

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded....