Quotes by : John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the....

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.....

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.....

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded....