Home
Quotes
Author List
Movies
Lyrics
Home
Quotes
Author - Johnny Carson
Quotes by : Johnny Carson
Happy
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself,....
Success
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Men
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Health
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he....
Hair
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
dying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
You
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Early
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Alone
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless....
inspirational
Just be yourself -- it's the only way it can work.
Select another author from the author list
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z