Quotes by : Johnny Vegas

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest,....

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been....

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig....

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary....

You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and then when they need people,....

From a certain age, I sort of accepted myself for what I was. And although to other people it was like....

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine....

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.