Quotes by : Josh Billings

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

Pity costs nothin' and ain't worth nothin'.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

A dog Is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall but to lie there and grunt is.

My advice to those who are about to begin in earnest the journey of life is to take their heart in....

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles....

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.

If it wasn't for faith there would be no living in this world we couldn't even eat hash with any safety.....