Quotes by : Karl Pilkington

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

I could eat a knob at night.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.....

The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. Sometimes I go with my....

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and....

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either,....

I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause....