Quotes by : Karl Pilkington

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.....

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

I was woken early and had breakfast with the guru. We had some spicy Rice Krispies and a spicy biscuit....

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that,....

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and....

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

How would I know which one I was?

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting,....

I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that....

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey