Quotes by : Karl Pilkington

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make....

I think happiness is a bit like a cake. If you have cake every single day of your life you'll get sick....

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and....

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either,....

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on....

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to....

I’d heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn’t think it meant the creatures that....

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand all....