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Author - Karl Pilkington
Quotes by : Karl Pilkington
Life
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
Too Much
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week....
You
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
marriage
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.....
Happy
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
religion
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got....
humour
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise....
Think
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Easy
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
World
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause....
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