Quotes by : Karl Pilkington

I could eat a knob at night.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.....

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that,....

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either,....

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on....

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if....