Quotes by : Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once....

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.