Quotes by : Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once....

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.