Quotes by : Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I think about my education sometimes. I went to the University of Chicago for awhile after the Second....

You can’t write novels without a touch of paranoia. I’m paranoid as an act of good citizenship, concerned....

Since there is no one else to praise me, I will praise myself -- will say that I have never tampered....

I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the....

Is this some kind of joke?""That's for me to know and you to find out.""Maybe you think it's funny to....

Maybe I did hurt him, but I don’t think I could have hurt him much. He was one of the best-protected....

I propose that every person out of work be required to submit a book report before he or she gets his....

...we took the 10 machines we agreed were the most beguiling, and we put them on permanent exhibit in....

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or....

What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.