Quotes by : Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

You can’t write novels without a touch of paranoia. I’m paranoid as an act of good citizenship, concerned....

You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square....

The proper ending for any story about people it seems to me, since life is now a polymer in which the....

Flashlight beams danced crazily

So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking....

Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you now because I never stopped dawdling like an eight-year-old....

When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in the....

...we took the 10 machines we agreed were the most beguiling, and we put them on permanent exhibit in....

And on the subject of burning books: I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical....