Quotes by : Kurt Vonnegut

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.....

I am honorary President of the American Humanist Society, having succeeded the late, great science fiction....

We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

When I used to come home from school Mother used to ask me what happened that day, and I’d tell her,”....

I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening.....

Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so lucky.....

This country is being managed to death, being public related to death.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.....

When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly....