Quotes by : Larry the Cable Guy

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I....

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest....

I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white....

I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem.....

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas....

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.....