Quotes by : Laurence Sterne

Crack, crack—crack, crack—crack, crack—so this is Paris! quoth I (continuing in the same mood)—and....

Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world tho' the cant of hypocrites may be the worst....

Human nature is the same in all professions.

I could wish to spy the nakedness of their hearts, and through the different disguises of customs, climates,....

Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.....

—I won't go about to argue the point with you,—'tis so,—and I am persuaded of it, madam, as much....

Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.

Every time a man smiles and much more when he laughs it adds something to his fragment of life.

It had ever, as I told the reader, been one of the singular blessings of my life, to be almost every....

Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.