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Author - Lily Tomlin
Quotes by : Lily Tomlin
prayer
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?....
life
If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?
sexism
To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.
Time
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid,....
success
If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.
naughty
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
life
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
rat race
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
sex
There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.
complain
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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