Quotes by : Lily Tomlin

We're all in this together - by ourselves.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Remember we're all in this alone.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?....