Quotes by : Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?....

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

We're all in this together ... alone.

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the....

Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied.....

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.