Quotes by : Louis C.K.

Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell....

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve....

It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by....

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should....

I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they....

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's....

The only time you look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look....

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh,....