Quotes by : Louis C.K.

Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell....

It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social....

Misery is wasted on the miserable.

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me.....

I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they....

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's....

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and....

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.

You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See....

It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by....