Quotes by : Louis C.K.

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve....

It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social....

It was a horrible process to get to this. It took me my whole life. If you’re new at this — and by....

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me.....

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should....

I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they....

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and....

You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See....

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh,....