Quotes by : Lynne Truss

Texting is a supremely secretive medium of communication - it's like passing a note - and this means....

When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard....

Jessie had never heard you could inherit madness. She thought madness was something that just happened....

What I have always liked about Brighton is its impersonality. Since the 18th century, people have come,....

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon....

In my worst moments, I think the biggest effect of 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves' was to kill the happiness....

Everyday, you get home from the shops with a bag of cat food and bin-liners and realise that, yet again,....

We have a language that is full of ambiguities; we have a way of expressing ourselves that is often complex....

To those who care about punctuation, a sentence such as "Thank God its Friday" (without the apostrophe)....

No valentines from the cats again.