Quotes by : Lynne Truss

When you by nature subscribe to the view that everyone except yourself is a berk or a wanker, it is hard....

Jessie had never heard you could inherit madness. She thought madness was something that just happened....

What I have always liked about Brighton is its impersonality. Since the 18th century, people have come,....

Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon....

...intelligence nowadays is all about application: it is the ability 'to take in a complex system and....

In my worst moments, I think the biggest effect of 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves' was to kill the happiness....

We read privately, mentally listening to the author's voice and translating the writer's thoughts. The....

I think about death sometimes. Analytically, of course.

Many aspects of our screen-bound lives are bad for our social skills simply because we get accustomed....

Everyday, you get home from the shops with a bag of cat food and bin-liners and realise that, yet again,....