Quotes by : M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to....

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General....

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye....