Quotes by : M.C. Humphreys

I don’t want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what....

No one knows who they are more than someone who changes their identity (before I became a farmer, I was....

If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I’ll say, ‘Memorize all the world’s encyclopedias.’....

What’s the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. ‘Cause in order to be self-sufficient, you....

The thing about the black market is, it’s racist. White children make useful slaves, too.

The nose can’t help catchin’ what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil’s....

Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelin’,....

Someone told me once, ‘It’s time to get you a pair of overalls, boy.’ But I don’t believe in....