Quotes by : Mallory Ortberg

(Remember you always have the option of taking to the sea.)

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.....

I attended an evangelical Christian university on the outskirts of suburban Los Angeles and by the time....

My history teacher could make us feel like he was imparting rare gossip to us when he was talking about....

Ghost! I miss him! Is that weird? I miss him even though I invented him. I feel a lot of tenderness toward....

One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't....