Quotes by : Mark Forsyth

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness....

The Latin word for sausage was botulus, from which English gets two words. One of them is the lovely....

Shakespeare was not a genius. He was, without the distant shadow of doubt, the most wonderful writer....

Thank God for modern medicine. It was not until 1905 that ergophobia (the morbid fear of returning to....

The standard modern measurement for inebriation is the Ose system. This has been considerably developed....

So Shakespeare stole but he did wonderful things with his plunder. He's like somebody who nicks your....

A bar, as any good dictionary will tell you, is a rod of wood or iron that can be used to fasten a gate.....

Genius, as we tend to talk about it today, is some sort of mysterious and combustible substance that....

It is much harder than you might think to show people your bottom.

A poet is not somebody who has great thoughts. That is the menial duty of the philosopher. A poet is....