Quotes by : Mark Haddon

Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa.....

MiaowConsider me.I sit here like Tiberius,inscrutable and grand.I will let "I dare not"wait upon "I would"and....

I think she cared more for that bloody dog than for me, for us. And maybe that's not so stupid, looking....

I think people believe in heaven because they don't like the idea of dying, because they want to carry....

A Rough GuideBe polite at the reception desk.Not all the knives are in the museum.The waitresses know....

Then, when I've got a degree in maths, or physics, or maths and physics, I will be able to get a job....

I find people confusing.

I like poetry when I don't quite understand why I like it. Poetry isn't just a question of wrapping something....

And intuition is what people is what people use in life to make decisions.But logic can help you work....

And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.