Quotes by : Matt Groening

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference,....

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back....

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't....

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of....

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent....

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press....