Quotes by : Matthew Heines

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Virtual Reality" A fairly plausible explanation for the abundance of Virtual People....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys,....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth....