Quotes by : Matthew Heines

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women....

Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.

Wisdom of the Ages: "True Nobility" Comes not from thinking one is better than others-it comes from working....

Wisdom of the Ages: "Ski-ing" The act of visiting Polish people.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth....

Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their....