Quotes by : Matthew Inman

Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to....

I want to hurt, so I can heal.I'm not unhappy.I'm just busy.I'm interested.And that's okay.

They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.