Quotes by : Michael Diack

Our friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.

Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

Foolish potato, talking to her like that won’t work. You’ve got to be mean and show off your foil-wrapped....

Bear with me G-Harrison because this is going to be a long speech. I’ve always had this feeling that....