Quotes by : Michael Thomas Ford

People who look down on us poor country folk usually won’t admit that anything worthwhile can come....

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

I believe that God—if he exists at all—is what we want him to be. The true God is unknowable, and....

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight....

He had never been a religious person. Even as a child he had found the notion of an omnipotent creator....

I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When....

Then he asked me which one I thought was most likely to happen. I wish I knew. I really do. But I don’t.....

Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't....

He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world....

Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know?....