Quotes by : Michael Thomas Ford

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat....

I believe that God—if he exists at all—is what we want him to be. The true God is unknowable, and....

He had never been a religious person. Even as a child he had found the notion of an omnipotent creator....

Then he asked me which one I thought was most likely to happen. I wish I knew. I really do. But I don’t.....

Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't....

That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone....

Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know?....

Faith, he had learned that night in front of the flickering television, was most glorious when it was....

Boney the snowman, was a crazy, whacked-out guy, with tattooed skin and a goofy grin, and he liked to....