Quotes by : Mike Birbiglia

When I was starting out, I thought I would go into comedy and there would be a mentor, like the Philip....

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.....

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's....

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a....

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought,....

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?'....

Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you....

I like 'Donnie Darko' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria....