Quotes by : Mike Birbiglia

Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming....

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.....

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so....

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero,....

They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office....

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought,....

I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show....

You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would....