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Author - Mike Birbiglia
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I'm generally so disoriented during the week about what I'm doing and where I am - I travel a lot - that....
Wedding
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
night
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
People
It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero,....
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They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office....
Me
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought,....
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I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank....
Time
My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000....
School
You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would....
Cool
I like 'Donnie Darko' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.
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