Quotes by : Mike Birbiglia

When I was starting out, I thought I would go into comedy and there would be a mentor, like the Philip....

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.....

I'm generally so disoriented during the week about what I'm doing and where I am - I travel a lot - that....

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know....

They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office....

Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell....

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought,....

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn’t be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank....

You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would....

I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria....