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Author - Mike Judge
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unrequited love
I don't get as much fan mail as an actor or singer would, but when I get a letter 99% of the time it's....
School
I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project,....
People
One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage....
Friends
I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut....
Trying
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs....
king of the hill
He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching....
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