Quotes by : Neil Simon

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings....

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.....

[Y]ou're young. Young takes care of everything.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to....

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles....

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so....

Everyone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is....

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than....