Quotes by : Norm MacDonald

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real....

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable....

I watch political shows for a number of weeks in a row, and all I see are guys arguing with each other....

In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure....

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when....

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't....

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending.....

I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another....

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real....