Quotes by : Oliver Gaspirtz

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately....

Democracy's fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't....

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up.....

Although I'm an atheist, I try not to crap all over people's belief in God. It may be nothing more than....

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest....

How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people....