Quotes by : P.G. Wodehouse

...writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always....

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike....

[On writing Jeeves and Wooster stories]:You tell yourself that you can take Jeeves stories or leave them....

This is the age of the specialist, and years ago Rollo had settled on his career. Even as a boy, hardly....

The cells smell is a great feature of French prisons. Ours in No.44 was one of those fine broad-shouldered....

There is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met.

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some....

One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember,....

One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours' sleep each night - I....