Quotes by : P.G. Wodehouse

It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar....

I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and....

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said,....

He was always in a sort of fever because he was dropping behind schedule with his daily acts of kindness.....

I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and....

You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the....

My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner....

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out....

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from....