Quotes by : P.G. Wodehouse

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal....

Girls do go for the finely-chiselled. And apart from his looks, he's and artist, and there's something....

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always....

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said,....

Mr Wisdom,' said the girl who had led him into the presence.'Ah,' said Howard Saxby, and there was a....

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury....

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

The snag in this business of falling in love, aged relative, is that the parties of the first part so....