Quotes by : P.J. O'Rourke

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

The Hollywooden heads would buy a car for almost any purpose except a worthy one. Many automobiles were....

It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth.....

We all know how 'modern democracies take loaves from the wealthy.' It's the slipups in the 'pass them....

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to....

Political pundits are under professional obligation to regard the obvious as being too obvious.

The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take....

The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and....

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop....