Quotes by : P.J. O'Rourke

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I....

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth.....

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the....

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to....

Everybody wants to save the Earth nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take....

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad....