Quotes by : P.J. O'Rourke

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I....

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

The Hollywooden heads would buy a car for almost any purpose except a worthy one. Many automobiles were....

It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth.....

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the....

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to....

Political pundits are under professional obligation to regard the obvious as being too obvious.

The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and....

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad....