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Author - P.J. O'Rourke
Quotes by : P.J. O'Rourke
food
Considering what a hot, wed dog smells like, dog stew has a surprisingly savory odor To tell the truth,....
spoiled
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
koalas
Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water,....
government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the....
religion
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
growing up
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell....
parenting
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
politics
The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and....
democrats
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop....
responsibility
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only....
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