Quotes by : P.J. O'Rourke

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I....

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I....

I was having dinner…in London…when eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about....

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the....

Everybody wants to save the Earth nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell....

Political pundits are under professional obligation to regard the obvious as being too obvious.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop....

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only....