Quotes by : P. J. O'Rourke

Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that....

The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high....

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think....

In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening....

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery....

If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas.

The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been....

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Sheep farming is heavily subsidized in Great Britain. Without the subsidies, the green grazing in the....

The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not....