Quotes by : P. J. O'Rourke

Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.

People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems....

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow... he wasn't evil....

Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.

The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source....

What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that....

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking....

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached....