Quotes by : P. J. O'Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

There's a love of rhetorical skill in the Muslim world. Osama bin Laden doesn't just go on tape cassettes....

The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the....

We loved cars until the '70s or so. Then they became appliances. They turned into motorized cup holders.....

Infant mortality and life expectancy are reasonable indicators of general well-being in a society.

The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been....

Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases....

Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our....