Quotes by : P. J. O'Rourke

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat -....

People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems....

Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history....

The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary....

If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, WorldCom,....

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women. Chief....

The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.

Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge.....

On inspection, Gaudi's architecture isn't whimsical at all.

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking....