Quotes by : Paul O'Grady

I don't live with people, that's why my relationships last. I'm not romantic. Even when I was a teenager....

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then....

I think it's bad for fellas when they lose their mothers. Mine was such a character. Oh it was sad, really....

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly....

I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards.