Quotes by : Penn Jillette

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double....

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance....

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

[On hearing that 86% of gay teens have experienced harassment] Eighty-six percent? Eighty-six per-fuckin-cent....

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.....

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.....

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.