Quotes by : Penn Jillette

Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the....

Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one....

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on....

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance....

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.....

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically....

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage....

It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith.....

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.