Quotes by : Penn Jillette

Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the....

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know,....

I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance....

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.....

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes....

[On hearing that 86% of gay teens have experienced harassment] Eighty-six percent? Eighty-six per-fuckin-cent....

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is....