Quotes by : Peter de Vries

The rich aren't like us they pay less taxes.

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage....

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination but the combination is locked up in the....

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.