Quotes by : Quentin Crisp

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved....

I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being,....

It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of them....

Without an element of vulgarity, no man can be a work of art...I have to try and think what an artist....

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.....

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two....

Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and....

If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left....