Quotes by : Quentin Crisp

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved....

I am unable to believe in a God susceptible to prayer. I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being,....

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved....

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some....

The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three....

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its....

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.....

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they....

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and....