Quotes by : Quentin Crisp

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some....

The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three....

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its....

Manners are love in a cool climate.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.....

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two....

Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and....

If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left....