Quotes by : Ray Palla

An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter....

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!....

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. —Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM

Regaring Politics: You’ve got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other someone has to walk....

I guess it’s a good thing that we don’t know what we don’t know otherwise it would probably make....

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about....

I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could....

A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it....

Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I’m pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.

If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens